Let me introduce myself, I
Come to bring you the deal of your life
A game changer, it doesn't come free cause I
Got a big operation to run
Influential, take a look at my site
So many people follow my style
My friend I tell you, it's not about greed cause I
Wanna help you inspire your life
And I'll set you free...
Smoke seller, join my retreat
Eat my vegan sausage, it is cruelty-free
'Cause I'm a smoke seller, I'll cure your disease
Give me all your money and I'll make you be ok
Take a look at my repertoire
A catalog of places in paradise
All deserving for a spirit like you
So pure of heart, so cool and true
I sell you lifestyle, a fantasy
The type you dream of every night in your sleep
A bit of crystal, a bit of this oil
A bit of magic wrapped up as decoy
And I'll set you free...
Smoker seller, join my retreat
Eat my vegan sausage, it is cruelty-free
'Cause I'm a smoke seller, I'll cure your disease
Give me all your money and I'll make you be, oh...
Let me take you for a bit of a ride (Woohoo)
Fancy travel on a third-world land (Woohoo)
Baggy pants, where your chakras align
(Ooh smoke seller, ooh smoke seller)
Let me tell you, if you wanna be free (Woohoo)
You gotta listen, listen to me (Woohoo)
Oratory, the key to my lie
(Ooh smoke seller, ooh smoke seller)
Cheater cheater, pumpkin eater
Liar liar, pants on fire
I've heard it all but there's no-one else
Who can and will set you free
Smoker seller, join my retreat
Eat my vegan sausage, it is cruelty-free
'Cause I'm a smoke seller, I'll cure your disease
Give me all your money and I'll make you be, oh...
Smoker seller, join my retreat
Eat my vegan sausage, it is cruelty-free
'Cause I'm a smoke seller, I'll cure your disease
Give me all your money and I'll make you be, oh...
Smoker seller, join my retreat
Eat my vegan sausage, it is cruelty-free
'Cause I'm a smoke seller, I'll cure your disease
Give me all your money and I'll make you be, ok
Ooh smoke seller, ooh smoke seller
Ooh smoke seller, ooh smoke seller