Rocket Me Nowhere - Saved By No Pants Day Lyrics

I wake up late
Forget to shave
My boss says I'll get fired
If I make him wait
He'll dig my grave
But I am way too tired
I pull out all my clothes
Trying everything on
It's getting hard to stay calm
Time is short
Nothing really goes
Everybody will see
My mom still needs to dress me
I need help
Saved by no pants day
Why can't this be every day
I could swing that, I could swing that
We love no pants day
We want it every day
I could swing that, I could swing that
Saved by no pants day
Why can't this be every day
I could swing that, I could swing that
We love no pants day
Get up and dance day
I could swing that, I could swing that
He's new at school
Not really cool
He's fighting with A.D.D
He sees his chance
A new romance
But talking's not so easy
He goes into a trance
Making sure he looks good
Checks his breath like he should
Walks to her
But he forgot his pants
Nervous shaking begins
But then he sees he fits in
She loves him
Saved by no pants day
Why can't this be every day
I could swing that, I could swing that
We love no pants day
We want it every day
I could swing that, I could swing that
Saved by no pants day
Why can't this be every day
I could swing that, I could swing that
We love no pants day
Get up and dance day
I could swing that, I could swing that
I know now that I can live without pants
But I can't survive without you
So let's be free and stay up in our underwear
Run in our underwear too
I know now that I can live without pants
But I can't survive without you
So let's be free and stay up in our underwear
Run in our underwear too
Saved by no pants day
Why can't this be every day
I could swing that, I could swing that
We love no pants day
We want it every day
I could swing that, I could swing that
Saved by no pants day
Why can't this be every day
I could swing that, I could swing that
We love no pants day
Human advance day
I could swing that, I could swing that