I don't want no mystery
I just want what's true
I just need the Fortune Teller
To tell me what to do
I want a girl who's really hot
I want a woman who's cool
I want a girl who's kind to me
I want a woman who's cruel
I went to see the Fortune Teller
To have my fortune read
I went to see the Fortune Teller
And this is what she said...
"Look out for a dark haired woman
With deep blue gypsy eyes
If you ever cross her path
You're in for a surprise!"
I went to see the Fortune Teller
To make her help me choose
I done told the Fortune Teller
I had nothing to lose
When I saw the Fortune Teller
She danced and shook her hips
My jaw just dropped, my eyes popped out
And then she kissed me on the lips
I'm living with the Fortune Teller
Yeah, that girl is mine
I'm sleeping with the Fortune Teller
Hmmm, that girl's devine
Oh yeah, read my palm, honey