This hallowed place, the temple of the tap
Be it bottle, can, or the wonder of the draft
Stand up tall and raise your glass
For this is our beer prayer
Bartender, bass man needs a beer
Make it a tall one, nirvana's cold and near
Bartender, we all need a beer
So raise your glass, this is our beer prayer
Our lager, which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as I am in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillages as we forgive those who spill beer on us
Lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer
The pilsner and the lager
The hazy crazy fruity IPAs, the pumpkins, the ambers, the ales, the porters, and the stouts
And all those wonderful flavors
Forever, and ever, and ever
Bar men
So now we've said our prayer and we're most sincere
That when the night is done
We'll pay our tab and get out of here
In dog beers we only had one
Bartender, bass man needs a beer
Make it a tall one, nirvana's cold and near
Bartender, we all need a beer
So raise your glass, this is our beer prayer
Are you still at that bar
Well yeah honey but I'm just having one