Honey, I'm home. Don't wanna hear your sweet voice crying on the phone
I said, honey, I'm alive. I've got an angel on each shoulder and a twinkle in my eye
Honey, you ok? You've been moping around, you've been crying all day
I said, honey, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be when I'm a middle-class wife
God, honey. Wake up. We got a big day ahead, why don't you soak in the tub
I'll make you honey on toast with a big hearty breakfast 'cause I love you the most
Oh, honey, where's the kids? Little Joseph, baby Franklin, they've been sleeping in the fridge
I said, honey, it's fine. I got a go, I'm late for work. I'll see you at 5:59
Honey, I'm making dough, Gotta work for bring da da da da da da da da
I f*cked up singing the song but it doesn't f*cking matter
Whatever, la la la la