Man alive am I dissatisfied with the service
It almost seems from the state of things that they're doing it on purpose
I've said my piece, given the manageress a desist and cease
But this kind of slight makes me go bump in the night and I can't sleep
As it is, I've a mind to get behind the counter
Some spotty twerp with a smirk is working me over
He knows I have no leg to stand on, it's time to abandon and pay what's due
But it's the last time I come here love
And they can thank you in person for giving me the shove
Seeing is believing, well I'd like to see you try
This sponge apple season, when all the water has run dry
I know I'm not a good person, but it's habit
What do you expect me to do about it?
Hiking won't save me and neither will Reiki
I'd like if you gave me a try without bravery
Seeing is believing, well I'd like to see you try
This sponge apple season, when all the water has run dry