Running & Screaming - Kids of Today Lyrics

Saved up my first grand
I got my car and then
I started from the bottom of the cup

Swig another drink
Don't drive or you'll spill i think
That me and Maxie are going on another run

Cause max dollars, he's above the law
Only about 5' 6 tall
But it doesn't really matter when you've got the gall

So I walked into that store again
My target lies behind the glass
And it feels so cold that liquid gold
But it warms me up inside

And I look to the bottom
Of another empty bottle
My liver's on full throttle now

Oh what can I say, I drink way too much for my age
And what the f*ck is up with the kids these days

Alrighty here's the list
Stay the f*ck away from the plastic
And if it's got a red label say f*ck no

Jesus juice goes in my glass
In that liquid puts me on my ass
And I know by tomorrow, I'm gonna be all out of cash

But what are you supposed to do when you're dry
Do you sit And stare or walk the block
Talk a lot or keep your thoughts

Depleting my last bowl of green
I'm not trying to be stingy
But Hey just know
I gotta get my medicine

And I look to the bottom
Of another empty bowl
At this moment God I really know

Oh what can I say
Try working harder everyday
I found that there's really no other way

Standing in that line
Always costing me my time
Because time is money and I'm a little short on cash
(Just like the rest of us)

Walking down that boulevard
My mind is constantly afar
Cause there's something on my brain it's always
Driving me insane

Sitting smoking moles
Stuffin filler in their bowls
Cause everyone's gotta get more bang for their buck

Eyes are rolling back
Head just took a smack
Domed and leaning back
Mole after Mole gets packed

And that's that