Running & Screaming - Piss Lyrics

Not for justice not for truth
You stand there with your badge and gun
Come up to the wasted youth
Just so you can end my fun

Look officer I just gotta pee
Rather not do it in my buddy's backseat
Guess someone grab me an empty bottle
Cause I've got X amount of beers in me

It's illegal to piss in public
But not the backseat
So grab your friend and grab a bottle
And the infractions come for free

Cause when you drive with me
Gotta say there's no guarantee
That this ride's safe but we keep flying
So come and grab a seat

And I swear, I swear oh please
Don't take my car, don't take my weed
Don't unwind me from the seams

Please don't take me away
How am I gonna get to work
How am I gonna get paid?

Just shine your light while i take a piss
What's your f*cking problem I'm not trying to miss
What the f*ck, I don't have any weapons
Just an empty bottle and unwanted suggestions

Why the f*ck can't I go in a bush?
As long as no one sees I can smoke my kush
Just as long you don't see
Nothing I do matters to police

Try not to party too hard
Or you might stumble and fall
Cause in this life no one will stick around
To pick you up

Those open containers in the back
I dont know who's they are
But if i tell you a joke or two
Can we pretend we never saw?

And I swear, I swear oh please
Don't take my pride, don't take my word
All that seriously

Please that lights really bright
And I don't wanna fight with you
And end up in jail tonight

Please man stop shining your light
I'm just tryna' have a good time
I'm not on drugs it's just too f*cking bright
For some reason this is a crime

Okay fine take my beers
Just so they can go to waste
Get the plants drunk instead
So now I can't have my sip or taste

FTP
Sounds good to me
RIP
God it's all I see

If I gotta spell it out for you
Cause your not seeing whats around you dude
It's time to stop, take a breath
And learn a lesson or two from us

(Cause I hate you)

And I swear, I swear oh please
Don't take my car don't take my weed
Don't unwind me from the seams

Please don't take me away
How am I gonna get to work
How am I gonna get paid?