I woke up one morning with no warmth by my side
And when I turned around no wife could I find!
But I found a note! And in it it said Dan...
"I have run away with the young hot milk man"
I returned home, put my key into my door
But to my great concern my key doesn't turn any more
I found another note... from my land lord... saying dan...
"We've given this flat over to your wife and the milk man"
Oh no
I sit alone! These blue thoughts in my head
Well at least I've got the dog...
Oh no the dog is dead!
Everything seems to be falling apart
So are the words
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!