[ Featuring the Moonshiners ]
My life is one long bad stretch of road.
It's been one bumpy ride
It's hard to see things straight
When you're covering up your eyes
When it can't get much worse
Something else goes wrong
It's hard being on
One Bad Stretch of Road
Drivin' along minding my own mind
Next thing I see is shiny bright blue lights
This ain't no alien ship machine
Just another lawman picking on me
Man I sure do hope that this car is clean
My life is one long bad stretch of road
It's been one bumpy ride
It's hard to see things straight
When you're covering up your eyes
When it can't get much worse
Something else goes wrong
It's hard being on
One Bad Stretch of Road
I ring my lady she's my only call
She's always bailed me out before
But now she's screaming in the telephone
This time I guess I'm on my own
It's not so bad being all alone
My life is one long bad stretch of road
It's been one bumpy ride
It's hard to see things straight
When you're covering up your eyes
When it can't get much worse
Something else goes wrong
It's hard being on
One Bad Stretch of Road
I'll probably be here till at late next week.
I'm sure the judge will throw the book at me
This ain't my first time probably ain't my last
There ain't much future with a checkered past
I wish I'd known it was gonna last
My life is one long bad stretch of road
It's been one bumpy ride
It's hard to see things straight
When you're covering up your eyes
When it can't get much worse
Something else goes wrong
It's hard being on
One Bad Stretch of Road
