Sad Sack of Shit - Hi, How Are You? My Name Is Shit Lyrics

Who am I?
I am Phoenix
A stupid name, yes I mean it

Who am I?
I'm a sad sack of shit
But you're better off saying I'm a f*cking dick

Who am I?
I'm a fraud
Copying lyrics for an unearned applaud

Who am I?
I am garbage
Pretending I'm a real artist

Who am I?
I am fat
Devouring food like a rat

Who am I?
I am shit
I am shit I am shit I am shit

I am a f*cking copycat
And all of my songs sound like ass
How can you listen to this crap?
This isn't real music, this is shit

I can't write a chorus, I can't even rhyme
I can't have thoughts that are truly mine
I can't play guitar well, I can't sound good
I can't sing for shit, I can't entertain
All this loathing is hurting my brain

This isn't f*cking punk, so am I a poser?
One thing for certain, I am a loner
People clap at open mics tell me I sound good
But they just do that to not be rude
I know my songs are horrible
I feel it in my bones
It's everywhere I go
It's everywhere I go

My life's work will never be good enough
And I will always be a stupid f*ck
And I know the only reason people think it's decent
Is because I'm still
A motherf*cking kid

F*ck being 16
And f*ck my shitty music
Sad sack of shit has songs full of shit
A mouth full of shit and a guitar playing it
Please stop singing, please stop yelling
You're god awful don't you know it