Parking lot rhymes for an underpaid meter
Lacking the attributes to be thought of as a leader
Racing tendencies subverted i'm a subpar speeder
Electronic reader as the page scrolls exit polls
Show I lampoon myself for a cheap lol stroll
Through the hermit crabs sand is dirt cheap
Unless you rent a house on it for even a week
Safety Concerns tragically already hit his peak
Leaked from the mothership cause Gor-boe took a hit
Lit the hull cracked from an asteroid belt attack shift In gear
Never fear the classic everyday doom ride
While shielding from static down the play slide