Temp dad in sandals
Temp dad is not a vandal
Temp dad holds no candle
To real dad avoid bramble
Temp dad is not the best example
Temp dad grip the handle
Temp dad it is a new day
Temp dad takes the food away
Temp dad eats too much frito-lay
Temp dad is a hypocrite yay
When you find yourself in a position of temporary fatherhood
It can be a unexpected and precarious experience
I agreed to housesit however so mine is voluntary
So my temporal existence is in a cheery sense