Safety Concerns - Trainer's Chant Lyrics

Faux pas excuser poke battle loser
Expressions not said hack red roserade pruner
Rich kid looter not quite a straight shooter
In fact I'm not sure I've said anything at all
Cause I'm like Link bonafide silent protagonist
Which you might not think while I'm rapping this
Variable personality is magnetic
Polarity is wrong and I can't correct it
Subside then feel like this grinding in my chest
Is the gears finally shattering due to stress
Torchic's blood is on my hands
Repels are getting harder to finance
Another step another tick on the poison prock
Geodude's down becoming just another rock
Send out last friend failing to concede
Blacked out and broke because of my greed
Sometimes life asks you mach or acro
What we start with often becomes de facto
Higher tiers of pokeballs have better containment
Easier capture makes for better entertainment
A terrifying prospect for those still wild
Submit your will and freedom to this child
And cram yourself into this small red ball
Vaporize in a flash of light to fit at all