Salton City Surf Club - Giant Squid Lyrics

I was attacked by a giant squid
When I was just a little kid
It reached its tentacles out, and dragged me in

Although I am much older now
I still really don't know how
I wasn't turned into cephalopod chow!

It was a normal day of the year
I walked along the water with cheer
Until a slimy arm filled me up with fear

He pulled me down in the deep
I struggled hard to breathe
Surrounded by water
As the squid hit harder
I poked him right in the eye
I was just about to cry
He threw me into a shark
As the water grew dark
He opened up for a bite
There was no end in sight
So I kicked him in the head
And his eyes turned red
I gave him one good slap
He let me loose after that
I swam back to shore
And went surfing no more

After that big ocean attack
I really had to face that facts
Don't go surfing near the squid habitat

A Squid fight is real bad news
But I ain't got the blues
Cause All I got is one bruise, and some ink on my shoes!