samp - Discord Mod Shits Himself Lyrics

No, I can't go to the bathroom now. I'm about to get my high score on League of Legends
Oh no, things are really brewing down there. Oh no, it's gonna come out
Yeah, I just shit myself. It's red, I do not have good health. I didn't think that it would happen
It just started with a belch from my butt. Yeah, I knew that I shouldn't have eaten that pizza hut
Now it's sloshing in my pants. What do I do? How did I let myself take this big of a poo in my pants
How did this happen? Now I don't have a chance to make it to the bathroom. I try to stand up
But it's all moving around. I try to walk to the bathroom, but it started falling down to the
Ground. My mom walked in, but she had the biggest frown. Probably because all she could see was
Brown. She picked up the whip, what am I gonna do now? She swings, she misses, she hits, I piss
And now she's locked in for the perfect hit. Now I have two fluids falling out of my pants
And I think to myself, what kind of life have I been granted? I'm pushing it away
I'm breaking up with my discord kittent today. Anyway, I made it out of the house
But then I realized it wouldn't stop coming out. It was overflowing my pants until they ripped off
Revealing my disgusting discord mod cock. There was a little girl across the street
I was horrified to learn she saw my poop cover meat, and this could have been avoided with one
Simple solution. Stop League of Legends and just go take a poop, and now look where I am
Covering my dick with a shit-covered hand. Now the whole neighborhood is gonna label me a pedo, even the Grandma in the corner was looking through the window. Why couldn't I just
Have gone to take a shit? I wouldn't have to deal with any of this
But now I have to deal with being a registered sex offender