I'm quietly sitting on the shelf
Knowing you'll be back to hurt yourself
Never can wait 'til 5 p.m.
To visit your favorite friend
I'm a shiny thing that catches your eye
You can't seem to walk on by
Not really sure where you got the idea
I'm an endless supply
I think you got me mixed up
With that bottle of whiskey
Not okay to drink me up
Til I'm almost empty
Go find another bottle that'll keep you full
Drinking full throttle only makes you dull
I think you got me mixed up
With that bottle of whiskey
You've proven that you are able
To drink me under the table
I know you love my label
When you go too far you're unstable
You could slow it down with a bit of mix
But you crave the heat of the pure distilled
You're just a little addicted
To my smokey, sweet little kick
I think you got me mixed up
With that bottle of whiskey
Not okay to drink me up
Til I'm almost empty yeah
I finally get a break when you go to bed
Lasts til the morning horse kicks you in the head
I think you've got me mixed up
With that bottle of whiskey
I think you got me mixed up
With that bottle of whiskey, oh no no yeah
You think it's okay to drink me up
Until I'm almost empty
Don't ever want to be your liquid tool
Don't blame me when you're the fool
I think you got me mixed up
With that bottle of whiskey