Some Facts are Alternative © Sandy Rapp 2017
I like John Lewis he's noble and he's strong.
When Martin was a-marchin' he was marchin' right along.
And I like Ghazala and her husband Khizr Khan,
To Bush's eastern wars they lost their son.
And I like Rosie she's brassy and she's gay.
And Whoopi, Meryl Streep and Mika, even John McCain.
What do they have in common, this motley company?
Why they've all run afoul of Donald T.
Chorus:
So no-one walked upon the moon and Elvis is alive.
And millions did not march against the dying of the light.
Some facts are alternative the media's to blame.
Tell me Kellyanne What's up today?
Donald was dissing, with all his orangish might,
The media that made him and his rivals on the right.
But the press had put him there among the seraphim, by
Convincing all the world he'd never win.
Chorus:
So no-one walked upon the moon and Elvis is alive.
And millions did not march against the dying of the light.
Some facts are alternative the media's at fault.
Tell me Kellyanne: Who is John Galt?
Now the Gag Rule's on again, a fox among the hens.
Who will fall with Baird and Roe and will they rise again?
Are we back a hundred years or did the marchers call
Something that doesn't love a wall?
Chorus:
So no-one walked upon the moon and Elvis is alive.
And millions did not march against the dying of the light.
Some facts are alternative the media's the foe.
Tell me Kellyanne: How goes the show?
Tell me Kellyanne: How goes the show?
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Some Facts are Alternative © Sandy Rapp 2017
I like John Lewis he's noble and he's strong.
When Martin was a-marchin' he was marchin' right along.
And I like Ghazala and her husband Khizr Khan,
To Bush's eastern wars they lost their son.
And I like Rosie she's brassy and she's gay.
And Whoopi, Meryl Streep and Mika, even John McCain.
What do they have in common, this motley company?
Why they've all run afoul of Donald T.
Chorus:
So no-one walked upon the moon and Elvis is alive.
And millions did not march against the dying of the light.
Some facts are alternative the media's to blame.
Tell me Kellyanne What's up today?
Donald was dissing, with all his orangish might,
The media that made him and his rivals on the right.
But the press had put him there among the seraphim, by
Convincing all the world he'd never win.
Chorus:
So no-one walked upon the moon and Elvis is alive.
And millions did not march against the dying of the light.
Some facts are alternative the media's at fault.
Tell me Kellyanne: Who is John Galt?
Now the Gag Rule's on again, a fox among the hens.
Who will fall with Baird and Roe and will they rise again?
Are we back a hundred years or did the marchers call
Something that doesn't love a wall?
Chorus:
So no-one walked upon the moon and Elvis is alive.
And millions did not march against the dying of the light.
Some facts are alternative the media's the foe.
Tell me Kellyanne: How goes the show?
Tell me Kellyanne: How goes the show?
I like John Lewis he's noble and he's strong.
When Martin was a-marchin' he was marchin' right along.
And I like Ghazala and her husband Khizr Khan,
To Bush's eastern wars they lost their son.
And I like Rosie she's brassy and she's gay.
And Whoopi, Meryl Streep and Mika, even John McCain.
What do they have in common, this motley company?
Why they've all run afoul of Donald T.
Chorus:
So no-one walked upon the moon and Elvis is alive.
And millions did not march against the dying of the light.
Some facts are alternative the media's to blame.
Tell me Kellyanne What's up today?
Donald was dissing, with all his orangish might,
The media that made him and his rivals on the right.
But the press had put him there among the seraphim, by
Convincing all the world he'd never win.
Chorus:
So no-one walked upon the moon and Elvis is alive.
And millions did not march against the dying of the light.
Some facts are alternative the media's at fault.
Tell me Kellyanne: Who is John Galt?
Now the Gag Rule's on again, a fox among the hens.
Who will fall with Baird and Roe and will they rise again?
Are we back a hundred years or did the marchers call
Something that doesn't love a wall?
Chorus:
So no-one walked upon the moon and Elvis is alive.
And millions did not march against the dying of the light.
Some facts are alternative the media's the foe.
Tell me Kellyanne: How goes the show?
Tell me Kellyanne: How goes the show?
Writer: Sandy Rapp
Copyright: Lyrics © SANDY RAPP
Copyright: Lyrics © SANDY RAPP