Steve Ashton
Garmy Strong and Garmy Proud
Lost one of our own and we cry out loud
We mourn the loss for his family and friends
To all of you our love we send
He filled with laughter He filled us with glee
Made the world better for you and me
So fellow Ash-Holes raise them up high
Cause legends like him they never die
Steve Ashton we miss you
Why you're gone we haven't a clue
We raise our glasses up to you
We Love you!
James Cordon's a Cunt Ed Sheeran is too
Neither can hold a candle to you
Try as they might it just won't do
Neither will ever be as funny as you
So F*ck You death you took the wrong man
Never should've been a part of your plan
You took him to soon now our hearts are all broke
The Garmy's anger you invoke
Steve Ashton we miss you
Why you're gone we haven't a clue
We raise our glasses up to you
We Love you!
His Freddie was Royal his Elton a scream (f*ck off!)
The likes of Ashton have never been seen
His talent his wit his heart so divine
He'll live forever in your heart and mine
To Lilly and Daisy say Sorry to you
Things like this one should never go through
We know the loss is hardest for you
The Garmy sends it's love to you.
Steve Ashton we miss you
Why you're gone we haven't a clue
We raise our glasses up to you
We Love you!