Someone's going to jail for fingering a pigeon
Fingering a pigeon, fingering a pigeon
Someone's going to jail for fingering a pigeon
Fingering a pigeon, fingering a pigeon
It started as a lark
Waiting in the park
Gamblin' in the dark
Feeling that itch and
Sinkin' in a quick sand
No one lends a hand
Someone's going to jail for fingering a pigeon
Fingering a pigeon, fingering a pigeon
Someone's going to hell for fingering a pigeon
Fingering a pigeon, fingering a pigeon
Life can sometimes suck
Makin' a quick buck
But runnin' out of luck
Must rely on pool sharks
Cops begin to stalk
Become a talking nark
Someone's going to jail for fingering a pigeon
Fingering a pigeon, fingering a pigeon
Dealing with the man
Trying to understand
As a stool pigeon can
Treat you like a sucker
Worthless mother Hubbard
Becoming hugger mugger
No one's going to jail for fingering a pigeon
Fingering a pigeon, a stupid stool pigeon
No one's going to jail for fingering a pigeon
Fingering a pigeon, a little stool pigeon