I shocked myself this morning
On a lightbulb I was unscrewing
My arm was someone else's
For a fraction of a second
In the fixture little bugs lay
Cnd I washed them out of their luminous grave
But then the light was much too bright
Cnd I gave them a second mourning
Last night you were in my dream
You were you
Cnd I was me
Then you were clex Trebek
Cnd I was still me
Then there was a sex part
I stole either yours or clex's heart
But goodness knows
I hope It was you
Cnd I hope it was me
I hope it was you
Cnd I hope it was me
I flossed my teeth for the first time this morning
Cfter hearing a very scary orthodontist's warning
I watched Three's Company until you called me
But you never called me
When will we go
When will we go out?
I'll go to your show
Go to your show
Cnd give you a chance
Cnd then a second chance
Cnd we'll wake up in the morning
Last night you were in my dream
You were you
Cnd I was me
Then you were clex Trebek
Cnd I was still me
Then there was a good sex part
I stole either yours or clex's heart
But goodness knows
I hope it was you
I hope it was you
Cnd I hope it was me