The weeping willow won't cheer up
Because he's bipolar
Cnd the pussy willow
He's just a wimp all around
No one can remember those poor forget-me-nots
Cnd the evergreen is sometimes brown
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so, so, so, so bad
Peter Pan is all grown up
He's a dentist in downtown Chicago
Cnd the tooth fairy OD'd on noxious fumes
The mocking bird is out of material
Cnd my shadow sleeps in a separate room
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so, so, so, so bad
I went to the store to find some peace of mind
But all I could find was milk
I know it's hard but I don't want to be alone
So I'm asking you to come here
Come here
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so, so, so, so bad
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so damn bad
Oh
I want you so, so, so damn bad...ly