Honey, did he tell you I'm a bitch
That's his favorite line, he'll use it every time his old gold ring starts to itch
Bet you were dancing on the bar when you caught his eye
Then the backseat kissin got ya wishin that wasn't so wrong when it felt so right
You say you love him, gotta have him, no you couldn't live your little life without him
Well if you want him, you can have him, take him off my hands
You can take the laundry, the dishes, the dirty bathrooms and the kitchen
Oh the grass looks green but there's something you should know
It won't take long for his roots to show that he's a bag of dirt and honey you're the ho
And where I'm from you're gonna reap what you sow
Come on over and claim your prize
Cause my bags are packed and he expects a home-cooked meal on the table by 5
You can be the little women waitin on his call
Your only consolation is a conversation with the deer heads on the wall
You say you love him, gotta have him, No you couldn't live your little life without him
Well if you want him, you can have him, take him off my hands
You can take the laundry, the dishes, the dirty bathrooms and the kitchen
Oh the grass looks green but there's something you should know
It won't take long for his roots to show that he's a bag of dirt and honey you're the ho
And where I'm from you're gonna reap what you sow
It's two for one on Tuesday night, he'll be out with the boys at the Neon Light
All the low cut t's and the double d's and some bar dancin floozy's gonna catch his eye
And she can take the laundry, the dishes, the dirty bathrooms and the kitchen
Oh the grass looks green but there's something you should know
It won't take long for his roots to show that he's a bag of dirt and honey you're the ho
And where I'm from you're gonna reap what you sow