Well
Im not good looking
I got no talent
I know ill never be famous
So I spend my days
Just a slaving away
In search of better wages
Im not even qualified
To tie my shoes
My teachers called me brainless
But I spend my days
Dreaming away
Of hoes and drugs in Vegas
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The only reason I wanna be rich
Is cocaine hookers Vegas
Women flee desperatley
When they see me
They find me ostentatious
The last time that
I got some laid
Was a retired truck stop waitress
I huff paint
'An i drink moonshine
Made from mommas taters
The only drugs
I can afford
Are cooked in run down trailers
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The only reason I wanna be rich
Is cocaine hookers Vegas
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Cocaine hookers Vegas
The only reason I wanna be rich
Is cocaine hookers Vegas
Im a lonley old man
But I gotta A master plan
My life is no way aimless
So tomorrow ima
Steal a truck
And do some home invasions
Ill steal all the meth
My daddy done cooked
And sell it to my neighbors
Ill use my crimes
To fund my dreams
And buy my ticket to vegas
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Cocaine hookers Vegas
The only reason I wanna be rich
Is...
To fly to first class
On a plane to nevada then
Snort a bunch of coke
Off of 5 grand hookers then
Drink a bunch of free booze
As i Tell them all my problems
Then ill blow all my money
By hitting on a 20
Then ill fight with some bouncers
Till im bloody in a gutter
Then ill find out my hookers
Were working undercover
I'll spend my only phone call
Sayin sorry to my momma
Then ill live my life in a dirty ol' prison in Vegas