Saucy Samurai Spice - Holly Jolly Saucy Samurai Christmas Lyrics

It's the beginning of the season
Just when Halloween is done
Why are they sellin pigs in blankets
And why is all the turkey gone
It's just around the corner, no
It's so many miles away
You know we got at least two months
Until it's time for Christmas day
What do you want for Christmas?
I have no idea
We still got a long way to go
So put away that mistletoe
Don't you wish a Merry Christmas
Santa isn't coming yet
Need no ghost of Christmas past
Cause now it's not the time to celebrate
Ho, ho, ho, Christmas
We've just reached early December
It's now acceptable to celebrate
But now I gotta go and buy the presents
And dig out all the stuff to decorate
Pushing, pulling, shoving, shouting
Queuing everywhere
I can't be dealing with the busy stress
I'm pulling out my god damn hair!
Don't you wish a Merry Christmas
Santa isn't coming yet
Need no ghost of Christmas past
Cause now it's not the time to celebrate
You know I don't want socks for christmas
Santa I've been good all year
I just want a big fat tellie
Or can you give me seven crates of beer
Waking up on Christmas morning
Just ignore the Christmas tree
Dashing through the snow for coffee
I never saw that big TV
Eating all the food
Drinking all the booze
Family time is so divine
Ok Christmas you win this time
Wish you all a Merry Christmas
Come in and let's have a beer
The fire's not dying, we're not goodbyin'
Merry Christmas and a happy new year
Ho, ho, ho, Christmas