Please leave your shoes off at the door
And come in only if you're sure
About the mirror in the white room
Where there is minimum standing room
Set the attire for all you vampires
Who don't mind if I lose my mind
Don't call me out like you're an umpire
Or I'll have to send you back
Back to the mirror in the white room
Where there is minimum standing room
Where you can laugh and all your jokes are cool
With a jacuzzi or a fun sized pool
So, leave your shoes off at the door
And come in only if you're sure
That you won't leave until you're face first on the floor
Just like you've done a million times before
Set the attire for all you vampires
Who don't mind if I lose my mind
Don't call me out like you're an umpire
Or I'll have to send you back
To send you back
To send you back
He was a test tube baby
His mind was fluctuating
And rumor had he was raising cane
Until he found her
Sitting with her headphones on
Burning up a Cosmo
Saying that this world's going up in flames
Up in flames
Up in flames