[ Featuring Joe Rickard, Scott J Koziol ]
I ain't no kidder,
There's sure to be a litter,
If you don't keep the britches on
Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on
Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on
Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on
I ain't no kidder,
There's sure to be a litter,
If you don't keep the britches on
Its ok cause the cakes on the griddle
Hey that girls got quite a little wiggle
If you got time sit back for a riddle
Stumble at the bar,
Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on
I ain't no kidder,
There's sure to be a litter,
If you don't keep the britches on
Two more drinks and in line for a piddle
If got kind, I'm down for a little
Two more drinks and I'll be incidental
It's all gone too far
Its ok cause the cakes on the griddle
One more drink and its time to skediddle
Should of known better then to fall for the riddle
Stumble at the bar, Oh it's all gone too far,
Oh it's all gone too far, Oh Oh
Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on
Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on
Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on, Keep them britches on
I ain't no kidder, There's sure to be a litter,
If you don't keep the britches on