My wife thinks I'm autistic, but I think I'm just a little weird
She caught me counting every single hair in my beard
I've got a beer gut but I don't drink no beer
I love Disney movies and all the songs I cheer
My wife keeps saying I have a touch of the tism
Because I got style I sure do Rizz em
I'm just a weird cowboy who favorite shape is a prism
Now leave me alone while I rizz em' with the tism
I'm very particular about things going my way
I only eat my safe foods almost every day
I don't like people and stay away from cafes
I'm just a flappy autistic boy here to stay
My wife keeps saying I have a touch of the tism
Because I got style I sure do Rizz em
I'm just a weird cowboy who favorite shape is a prism
Now leave me alone while I rizz em' with the tism