One more crushed med on the cell phone case
Just another month living at your momma's place
Watch my girl's tongue like it's fine china plates
Take her on expensive Wendy's dinner dates
Transparent glasses frames seem a bit pretentious
Tried to go to Blockbuster they said I couldn't rent this
I own two DVDs about that dentist
Man at the concession stand said I should've meant it
Left arm got the shoulder bag that is very plain to see
Other arm taken up by the waist of Kelly G
Got my big high boots so I seen a bit taller
She wouldn't look me in the eyes, but I think I'll still call her
I asked if she's considerate of me and she said sure
I promised her despite my mental state, my intentions are pure
Holding hands eating baklava each wearing a balaclava
She makes me warmer than drowning in lava