Everyone calls me their husband
But no one is next to me when I wake up from the nightmares
Briefly, I consider the possibility of being a third in a relationship
Not to have sex with anyone, but to maybe hold hands with two people who adore me
After pondering on that more, I realize that means I just want parents, which, unfortunately, checks out
Taylor says when I'm really upset I avoid the question and make a lot of jokes
But, Taylor, have you seen the weather?
It's raining in LA
I've been laughing so much these days