It's Christmas Eve
Only one more night of kids of my knees
Throwing in my beard when they're not pleased
No little boy, I cannot give you that for Christmas
I cannot bring your family back together
When your daddy's in jail because he stabbed your mom
How can I be joyful?
When girls are ripping heads off their dolls
While the boys are busy kicking me in the balls
No strung out lady, I cannot give you that for Christmas
Why are you even sitting on my lap?
Where'd you get that gun?
Can someone call the cops?
Give me sugar, Santa
Sleighbells ring
Children sing
Peeing on my lap while parents watch the whole thing
Let it snow
Ho ho ho
Your kid is never gonna smile in this free photo
Silent night
Come on, yeah right
The elves just point and laugh at me but I still come
So that I can afford rent
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Sean Madigan - Mall Santa Lyrics
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It's Christmas Eve
Only one more night of kids of my knees
Throwing in my beard when they're not pleased
No little boy, I cannot give you that for Christmas
I cannot bring your family back together
When your daddy's in jail because he stabbed your mom
How can I be joyful?
When girls are ripping heads off their dolls
While the boys are busy kicking me in the balls
No strung out lady, I cannot give you that for Christmas
Why are you even sitting on my lap?
Where'd you get that gun?
Can someone call the cops?
Give me sugar, Santa
Sleighbells ring
Children sing
Peeing on my lap while parents watch the whole thing
Let it snow
Ho ho ho
Your kid is never gonna smile in this free photo
Silent night
Come on, yeah right
The elves just point and laugh at me but I still come
So that I can afford rent
Only one more night of kids of my knees
Throwing in my beard when they're not pleased
No little boy, I cannot give you that for Christmas
I cannot bring your family back together
When your daddy's in jail because he stabbed your mom
How can I be joyful?
When girls are ripping heads off their dolls
While the boys are busy kicking me in the balls
No strung out lady, I cannot give you that for Christmas
Why are you even sitting on my lap?
Where'd you get that gun?
Can someone call the cops?
Give me sugar, Santa
Sleighbells ring
Children sing
Peeing on my lap while parents watch the whole thing
Let it snow
Ho ho ho
Your kid is never gonna smile in this free photo
Silent night
Come on, yeah right
The elves just point and laugh at me but I still come
So that I can afford rent
Writer: Melissa Madigan, Sean Madigan
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid