Criminals and shiesters he claims to know not
But has done tremendous business with then in the past
Paid them for services perhaps he has done
This obnoxious hypocritical clown of ass
He is completely at odds with the establishment
His fake name they are always trying to smear
But with his spray on tan and his orange pompadour
He treats his sheep to a vacuous jeer
He wants to cut taxes for those rich like him
But their numbers are so far and few in between
He'll need to fool more than just the poor white masses
But is there anyone left for this plick to fleece
He invented a foe for his fans to fear
Gonna take your job your money your wife
On a xenophobic panophobic call to arms
His people pledge their hopeless lives
He swore up and down s'gonna build a great wall
Nobody better than rump me and I
An American Death Star coming real soon
Big talk big dreams big hair big lies
Trophy wives the KKK
Aliens from Poland
Mafia ties and a Chinese clothes line
Meet the American Ayatollah
His sycophants they love every word
From his unfiltered incoherent mind
But beware when it begins there's no turning back
Once the megalomaniac is on the rise
Some say that his leadership will lead to our end
Depressions'n wars diseases and slaughter
Others are on a less cynical bent
By asserting that this fool just wants to bang his own daughter