Jonas Mackenzie he is a bailiff to the courts
Visiting the houses of all the people who've been caught
With parking fines and unpaid bills he takes all the goods and chattels
From all those who unwillingly engaged in legal battles
But oh, he's so lonely
Jonas Mackenzie
Oh he's so lonely
Jonas Mackenzie
Lives his days in the darkness with
Nothing but his pain and his envy
Oh he is all alone now Jonas Mackenzie
He strides up to the front doors his warrants held so tight
Giving him all the authority he needs to take just what he thinks is right
He breaks and enters legally because the law it is his only mate
And he'll charge you for this privilege at a much inflated sky high rate
And oh he's so lonely
Jonas Mackenzie
Oh he's so lonely
Jonas Mackenzie
Fights his emotions every day just like a shark caught in a feeding frenzy
Oh he is all alone now
Jonas Mackenzie
The years went quicker, he got more bitter
And his moods became more dark
And a year ago his wife left him
To go and live outside the dark
Now he spends each working day treating all the people just like cattle
Returning to his lonely flat each night to resume his inner battles
And oh, he's so lonely
Jonas Mackenzie
Oh, he's so lonely
Jonas Mackenzie
Lives each day in the darkness with nothing but his pain and his envy
Fights his emotions every day just like a shark caught in a feeding frenzy
Oh, he is lonely
Jonas Mackenzie
Oh, he is all alone now
Jonas Mackenzie