Selfish Wedding - Karaoke Lyrics

A nervous laugh, an eye twitch
My name is next now on the list
A steel town bar, who gives a shit
Should have just gone with The Smiths

I should have never left
I should have never quit
I should have never tried
I should have never tried karaoke

I should have never left
I should have never quit
I should have never tried
I should have never tried

I might have blinked twice that night
Could only speak in tribal tongues
My lungs were heaving like smokestacks
Am I having a full blown heart attack?

I hope I make it out
I hope I make it out
I hope I make it out
I hope I make it out alive

I hope I make it out.
I hope I make it out.
I hope I make it out.
I hope I make it out alive.

Don't you know that you can't sing
Don't you know that you can't sing
Give up now! Stick to strings
Give up now! Stick to strings

So lets go pay, thousands of dollars
To see why Alex can't sing about flowers
Whoever knew that this would be my undoing
Call my friends and tell them all these musings
And tell them why we can't ever hang out
Cause Batman Forever songs bring me down
I'm Michael Bublé stuck at Wounded Knee
Cause karaoke will be the death of me

So lets go pay, thousands of dollars
To see why Alex can't sing about flowers
Whoever knew that this would be my undoing
Call my friends and tell them all these musings
And tell them why we can't ever hang out
Cause Batman Forever songs bring me down
I'm Michael Bublé stuck at Wounded Knee
Cause karaoke will be the death of me