I can't dance
But I can smooch ya
Take my hand and I'll soothe ya
Move real slow
And run your fingers through my hair
Hold me close
And feel my warmness everywhere
I can't dance, I don't wanna
'Cause I'm The Smoocher
People call me
An unsociable kind of guy
'Cause I don't dance
But I got my reasons why
They say, come on
Just move your body to the beat
But I can't move
'Cause I got these two left feet
I can't dance, I don't wanna
'Cause I'm The Smoocher
When I say no
Doesn't mean I say I will
That means I won't
And that I've had my fill
They say I tease
Lead them on and let them go
But ladies please
If you really want to know
I can't dance, I don't wanna
But I can Smooch ya