Herbert still lives at his mother's home
And has irritable bowel syndrome
Él ten 35 anhos i joga bídeojogos
Lé libros de caramonos i nun ten rapazas
He wears bifocals and a trench coat
Has a pedo beard and a gassy stomatch that starts to bloat
"Must have been those goddamn beans," he reckon'd
Hopefully that won't start an Armageddon!
I ende bai el na carrinha de la Family Frost?
Ten de bender giladicos, cumo un berdadeiro home de ls gilados
Herbert also has Ambras syndrome in his butt
Whose excessive hair he always has to cut
Since he forgot he is now quite hairy
And faces the problematic dingleberry
All of the sudden he senses looseness of his intestine
And no other place could be destined
He shat all over the ice cream
Which kept on running downstream
As the kids start coming by
He had this one thing to reply
"Straciatella is today's favorite
And I am sure you will savor it"
Quando eilhes acabórun, él dixe
You tengo mas ancaixa se vós quejirdes!
And enunciating the rule he begins
Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins
Dingleberry ice cream, dingleberry ice cream!
It is even better than a wet dream!
Gelado de Caganetas!