He buys a single plot
In the oak ridge cemetery
On the road to Lincoln's tomb
Then the lawyers start
To tell him there's been an error
And he should know that they will sue
But he wins and builds a tombstone
The biggest he that can
And he stands on top
And plays accordion
Yeah Roy Bertelli
Stands on top his own grave
And plays accordion
Until his dying days
I want to go like Roy Bertelli
I want to go like that
I want to go like Roy Bertelli
I want to go like that