Ate my pet in my sleep
Now I have a new friend
Hangs in our shower
Try not to touch him
His legs fall off
Leave a note for bathroom guests
Don't want no bullies
Don't need no bullies
Our friend has a right to live
Don't let Henry the spider die
Henry the spider don't die
Henry the spider don't die
Henry the spider don't die
Don't mess with him
We aren't bullies
Real bullies better watch out
I know karate!
Got no venom
Got no fangs
Don't call Henry a daddy long legs
He's a harvest man
Leave a note for bathroom guests
Better not touch him
Better not kill him
Henry eats the house flies
Don't let Henry the spider die
Henry the spider don't die
Henry the spider don't die
Henry the spider don't die
Don't mess with him
We aren't bullies
Real bullies better watch out
I know karate
If you mess with Henry
That will be your end!