SHAKALABBITS - Wheeler-Dealer Lyrics

IT'S ON A MONDAY
WHERE DOES IT HURT?
YOUR NERVE IS FUCKED UP
YOU NEED A ROOTCANNAL
I'LL CLEAN UP YOUR MOUTH
I LOVE HIM BUT I ASK
HIM TO OPEN HIS MOUTH
AS WIDE AS A FIST
WHY CAN'T YOU EVEN
DO THE SIMP LEST THINGS,
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
I'LL CLEAN UP YOUR MOUTH
COME TO SEE ME RIGHT AWAY
HERE COMES THE GUTTAPERCHACONE
IN THE HOLE
I'M GONNA PUT
THIS STUFF TO MAKE THE BASE
A SPARKLING WHITE CROWN CAPSIT
I LOVE HIM BUT I'M JUST
A DOCTOR AND HE'S
JUST A PATIENT THAT'S ALL
WHY CAN'T YOU EVEN
DO THE SIMP LEST THINGS,
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
I'LL CLEAN UP YOUR MOUTH
COME TO SEE ME RIGHT AWAY
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OTHERS?
IT'S NO MEANING
YOU SHOULD PULL OUT HIS TEETH
CAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB

WHY CAN'T YOU EVEN
DO THE SIMPLEST THINGS,
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
I'LL CLEAN UP YOUR MOUTH
COME TO SEE ME PIGHT AWAY
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OTHERS?
IT'S NO MEANING
YOU SHOULD PULL OUT HIS TEETH
CAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB
COME TO SEE ME RIGHT AWAY!!