There's truth in your sermon
But the thing is
This isn't a weapon
You idiot
Don't give me a present
Then jump from within
To give me your recruiting tactics
Seven six six six seven
Christmas is at war with heaven
Discover the serpent
Covered in sin
And tell him "Merry Christmas"
Don't accept any blessing clearly curled
To the earthly and stressing weary world
Now isn't the season
For getting even
So give forgiveness a whirl
Not the kind with
Those conditions
That say you're gonna burn
For the things that you thought
Using the wrong name for God
That's no forgiveness at all
Six six Christmas six
Jesus is the number seven
Certain poor shepherd
Zealous as ever
Who spoils
All the fun
For the Christians