She's got a bottle ready ev'ry day she wakes up
She never bothers with her hair or with her makeup
She's got a famous magazine she claims to be in
She had a famous boyfriend once, now he's a has been
Ev'ry day she makes me miserable
Time and time and time again
I don't think I want her hanging 'round
Because...
She's just like Jamie; when she falls down drunk it makes her cry
She'll never play me just like Jamie, that's a lie.
She's just like Jamie
She's got control issues, but only when she's drinkin'
But she drinks ev'ry day I don't know what I'm thinkin'
She introduced me to that guy she knew from Dokken
He wasn't really there but she was really rockin'
Ev'ry day she makes me miserable
Time and time and time again
I don't think I want her hanging 'round
Because...
She's just like Jamie; when she falls down drunk it makes her cry
She'll never play me just like Jamie, that's a lie.
She's just like Jamie
She never thinks about the world outside her tiny little mind
Her favorite drinks are all the ones that put her right on her behind
I'm on the brink of goin' right out of my mind
Because...
She's just like Jamie; when she falls down drunk it makes her cry
She can't repay me for the car she stole
And left me high and dry
She's just like Jamie; when she falls down drunk it makes her cry
She'll never play me just like Jamie, that's a lie.
She's just like Jamie
She's just like Jamie; she falls down eve'ry time
She's just like Jamie; she played me that's no lie
Just like