The Shemps - Back to Japan Lyrics

It's about time I took my leave of this place
That woman's bringing me down and I'm sick of her face
Plane ticket in my pocket, a suitcase in my hand
I made up my mind I'm going back to Japan

Don't call the NYPD, don't call the FBI
Just tell everyone I know that I'm saying goodbye
Left my village apartment and quit my rock'n'roll band
I made up my mind I'm going back to Japan

Taiwan, Hong Kong maybe Tibet
There's so many places I ain't been yet
New York City ain't never been kind
I gotta get out before I lose my mind

I left my heart in the Tokyo lights
I never met an asian girl I didn't like
I gotta get back as soon as I can
Get out of my way I'm going back to Japan