The Shemps - Belloq Lyrics

"Throw me the idol, I'll throw the whip"
I'll leave you stuck in this pit!
Adiós, señor. He's dead before he's out the f*cking door
In the jungle, there's no escape
You get a spear pointed right at your face
Run away from poison darts, bowl haircuts and body art are hot!
On your trail!

"There is nothing you can possess, which I cannot take away."
And just because he's French doesn't mean he's gay
He is to ruthlessness what elastic is to socks
Evil archaeologist, Belloq

You got an evil monkey with poison dates
Trapped in pit with hungry snakes
You got run over and buried alive
Beaten up by a huge bald guy
But, you got the staff, you got the map
You got a matching leather jacket and hat
You save the girl, you get laid
But what kind of man doesn't know how to shave?

You think you can defeat him, you must be out of your mind
"Once again Jones what was yours is mine."
More greedy than a real estate developer in Iraq
Indiana's enemy, Belloq

He teamed up with the Nazis and it was such a f*cking crime
He kidnapped Marion and had some wine
More crazed than a cripple who can't find a parking spot
Indiana's nemesis, Belloq

He opened up the ark and now he's totally dead
His eyeballs melted right out of his head
Went faster than the film career of The Rock
Au revoir monseigneur Rene Belloq

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