Girl you're so pretty, why ya being so mean?
I'm trying so hard to be a part of your scene
I didn't have a car so you didn't look at me
When I saw you with your girlfriends at Gilman Street
I asked you to dance but you turned me down
She's only nice to guys if they can drive her around
I've bought all your records and read all your zines
Girl you're so pretty, why ya being so mean?
I'm the kind of guy who don't take no for an answer
She's the kind of girl who's never gonna give me a chance
She's only nice to guys if they can drive her around
If you don't have a car, she's no where to be found
She doesn't come to see me when The Shemps are in town
Only nice to guys if they can drive her around
She's the kind of girl who doesn't give me a chance
I'm the kind of guy who's never gonna get in her pants
Straight-laced girls just don't like me, punk rock girls only want to fight me
I get a slap in the face, a kick in the balls all I wanna do is take my sweetheart to the mall
And I'll buy her one of those Hot Topic t-shirts that fit just a little bit too tight
Girl you're so pretty, wontcha try and be nice?
I'll take you to the pizza place and buy you a slice
We can go to the mall, I'll give you a ride
Girl you're so pretty won't you try and be nice to me?