Shmoozin Shmaltzy - If I Was A Pimp Lyrics

I could be a ho in reverse
I wouldn't even need to rehearse
I would be almost too well versed
If I was a pimp

I'd call myself pin cock tail nap
And ride around in my old Cadillac
And give all the honey's a sweet little slap
If I was a pimp

Everything would be
Nothing but the highest class
I know you probably expect it from me
But I'm just saying i'm not saying ass

I would tap into ho ha power
Pulling down at least ten g's an hour
And washing them off in a golden shower
If I was a pimp
If I was a pimp
If I was a pimp

A dirty old
Red eyed buggin'
Winky rubbin
Money grubbin
Big butt loving pimp