Shmoozin Shmaltzy - Out to Lunch Lyrics

I get my vitamins from Squibb
That's why I'm dribbling on my bib
Good thing I brought another shirt
'Cause I'm out to lunch and I'm wearing the dessert

I get my ideas through a straw
While demonstrating murphy's law
You wanna hear something koo-koo
I'm out to lunch and this lunch is on you

How can you expect me
To keep all the food on my plate
When I need to see the menu
To remember what I just ate?

I grow my own tomatoes out behind those Winnabagos
Just one more drink and then to work
'Cause I'm out to lunch and I just destroyed my shirt

How can you expect me
To keep all the food on my plate
When I need to see a menu
To remember what I just ate?

I've got some grease stains on my clothes
Digging in those fried potatoes

And things just went from bad to worse
Cause I'm out to lunch and I'm swearing
Out to lunch and not caring
Out to lunch and I'm wearing the dessert
Cobbler