Shoemasters - Moustache Man Lyrics

As the sands of time fall down from above
You must look within for the sand that molds you

You spend all your life trying to belong
You search everywhere but it is all wrong
The girls don't like you and the boys don't care
You look deep inside and think it's time to grow hair

A goatee, a chinstrap, sideburns or a beard
They won't respect you, they'll think you're weird
You look in the mirror and you know what to do
It's grow a moustache for me and you

Oh, it's a moustache
Oh, it's a moustache
For me and you
Oh, it's a moustache
Oh, it's a moustache
For me and you
It's a moustache, moustache, moustache, moustache, moustache, moustache, moustache, moustache

Now you've got a moustache, you're out in the world
It's time to go out and find yourself a girl
You brush your moustache, step into the night
You go to a bar and you're feeling alright

The rose red lips you see through the crowd
Her elegant moves like she's dancing on a cloud
I walk up to her and I say hello
She says, I like your moustache
I say, let's go

Oh, it's a moustache
Oh, it's a moustache
Oh, it's a moustache
Oh, it's a moustache

Why are you fighting
What do you fear
Is it dying alone or having me near
You love my moustache and I love you too
Because it's my moustache for me and you
It's my mustache
Having my moustache for me
And you

Oh, it's a moustache
Oh, it's a moustache
Oh, it's a moustache
Oh, it's a moustache
Oh, it's a moustache
Oh, it's a moustache

And so, our story comes to an end
The story of a man and his upper lip hair
There was a woman involved
But I think we can all learn something from this story

Grow a moustache
Ahem
Meow
Rest in peace Ben, my cat died