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I'm A Grill Master
I'm A Whip Crasher
I make Hits Happen
Hash Slinging Slasher
Hash Slinging Slasher Hash Slinging Slasher
Hash Slinging Slasher Hash Slinging Slasher
Beef Broadcaster
I'm A Dog Backwards
Graveshift Master
Hash Slinging Slasher
I run sea I'm king of the jungle
I'm keeping it classy I'm keeping it humble
When you were the champ you were faking so mini
So I took the belt and I set it to WUMBO
The Krabby Patty Haters really can't mess with me
Cooking up greatness I don't share my recipe
Eyes so red that you can't see the rest of me
I got so much green I give it to charity
I got Mr. Krabs filled with the jealousy
I'm smashing Mrs. Puff Pearl and Gary
I got these women fighting call me Jerry
I carry all my weight call me Larry
Sandy told me that she wanna get married
But I said No cause I don't want no hoes
I just want the gold
I'm balling off the wall coaching these people like John Stigall
My players are willing to take a charge
I call the shots I need a bartender
Man I'm at the top I see no contender
Katara Katara call me waterbender
I live under water so I'm not a sinner
I'm winner winner chicken dinner
I need a woman that never lies
She got a booty that's thicker than Squidward thighs
Man I'm feeling so energized
I'm the greatest better recognize
Drinking success with a medium fry
Backstreet bye bye bye
I will never die die die
Rollercoaster high high high
Hash Slinging Slasher Hash Slinging Slasher
Hash Slinging Slasher Hash Slinging Slasher
I'm A Grill Master
I'm A Whip Crasher
I make Hits Happen
Hash Slinging Slasher
Hash Slinging Slasher Hash Slinging Slasher
Hash Slinging Slasher Hash Slinging Slasher
Beef Broadcaster
I'm A Dog Backwards
Graveshift Master
Hash Slinging Slasher