I been a hard luck runner up
Closing time and short a buck
Rollin' cigaretts from the butts layin' left on the curb
I'm a stumblin' slurrin' rainy day
A half baked overdone cliche a
Every off brand, AM country song you never heard
I'm the wrong direction on a one way
I'm way past the expiration date
I'm losing hair and gaining weight
Come'on girl, you know you kinda wanna stay
I'm sitting still drenched in sweat
I gotta tattoo, says no regrets
N-O-R-E-
G-E-R-T-S.
You got daddy issues, I'll play the part
Can't rev my engine upta start
I ain't talking about my car
Honey, honey, honey lets wreck my heart