He's the man with the plan
Standing tall with a 6'8" stance
Strongest handshake in the land
Make sure to follow his demands everytime he chants
Walk your feelings out the door
No time for thinking anymore (not in this economy)
The breakfast programs ain't no game
Don't talk back or risk fueling the flame, what's your name?
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
He's the man with the plan, got a pink slip in his hand
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
He's commanding his reign all while defending his name
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
Everybody now and then could use a little bit of
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
Every now and then he likes to spend a little money on himself
(you know, get a new watch or a can of beer, nothing wrong with that)
No time for small talk on your break
It's only thirty minutes give or take
His booming voice commands the intern
Eye contact strong enough to burn (right through your head)
He wears a striking grey suit
With a little bit of color in the tie
Don't think he won't smell fear on you
I'm not afraid to die! I look death in the eye!
(I'm the chairman of life itself! Ha ha ha ha!)
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
He's the man with the plan, got a pink slip in his hand
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
He's commanding his reign all while defending his name
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
Everybody now and then could use a little bit of
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
Every now and then he likes to spend some money on
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
He's the CEO of the whole damn show
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
Working nine to five just to remain alive
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
With his slicked back hair, he'll kill you with a stare
Cy Young
Cy Yo-o-o-ung
Don't know how he came to be (leave the rest up to me! Ha ha ha ha ha!)